Screw you. I had hoped to have seen the back of you for at least nine months and that you have returned early is a slap in my face.
I thought I was clear that I didn’t want you coming round these parts any more. I thought all the unprotected sex I had with my husband gave you the hint. Perhaps I need to be more clear… a sock on my bedroom door, a hangar or even a tie?
I expect compliance next month, or I may have a complete break down.
p.s. you suck